Yeah you heard right, it is a special, special day today. It is the anniversary of the day of my birth. Two whole years ago today the world was gifted with my presence and it has never been the same since. That is to say it has never been better, and that is because of me.
To honour me, my pawrents threw a lavish, no expense spared soiree with a select guest list of my closest buds and artisan catering. It was a joy to behold and attend. You should have been there.
Maybe next year.